If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it. - Erma Bombeck

Reincarnation

I've often wondered about reincarnation. Most of you know that I'm very open to the paranormal despite my religious beliefs. I just believe there is "more" out there. I find myself drawn to places I've never been, music I've never heard, etc.

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Newsivine Group "Shampoo Bottle" Clones Itself

The world's top scientists are baffled by what they discovered late Saturday night. Apparently the Newsvine group Shampoo Bottle has cloned itself. This discovery was made by a lead scientist who wishes to remain anonymous.

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Soapbox

In light of recent events I have decided to revoke my new rules that I posted the other day. Apparently no one liked my new rules even though I thought they were in the best interest of Soapbox, and Newsvine. I have come to see that everyone would rather fight, and argue.

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Top 10 Reasons You Should Love The Vine

David Letterman asked me to appear on his show last night while we were jogging in Central Park. He wants me to do the Top 10 List next week. So we collaborated, and came up with a great idea.

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Hot, Juicy Gossip

I hope I have your attention. I'm feeling better now, and have decided to try for a big comeback. Here's my problem. Apparently I've missed a lot from what I can tell.

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Some Things I've Learned

I saw a poster one time that had what different people had learned on it. I decided it was time to take inventory of the things I've learned, and pass them on to you. Chances are you've already learned the same lesson, or might not agree at all.

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Public Embarrassment

Just in case you couldn't have guessed, I would like to inform you of something very important I have learned. It is no fun going out in public with a bipolar child! I do it as little as possible, but unfortunately it is necessary at times.

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I think I'm a sinking ship!

I see that most of you have noticed that I've been MIA quite a lot lately. I feel terribly bad about it, and please don't think I don't love you guys. I do very much, but I think I've figured out my problem. I'm a sinking ship. You see when I started NV I was homeless.

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Do you believe in the paranormal? Part Boo!!

All joking aside, I'm having some real problems. I used to think that places were haunted, and that I just happened to be sensitive enough to pick up on it when they were. Now I'm not so sure.

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Still unpacking, but I'm back!!!

I'm baaack!! lol I'm still unpacking, but I missed everybody too much to stay away any longer. It's going to take me awhile to catch up, but I'm gonna do my best! I need everyone's help.

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I found a home!

I found a home! That in and of itself might not seem all that important, except that my family and I have been homeless for several months now. Not on the street homeless, but we would have been if not by the Grace of God and family.

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Online Bannishment/Suspension

I'm going to try my hand at being positive. I'm a pessimist by nature so it's not easy for me. It might not seem like I am, but towards the end, hopefully you will see the little light at the end of the tunnel like I did.

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At what age do people start taking you seriously?

I think we've all been there, or maybe it's just me. You're having a serious conversation with a group of people, usually at least 10 to 20 years your senior, and when it's your turn to speak someone says,"Oh but you're just a baby". I find that so insulting.

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Death

How do you deal with death? Sometimes I deal with it ok, and sometimes I don't. Nobody likes death, but unfortunately it's a part of life. If you live, you will eventually die. Humans do not like to be reminded of this.

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Unintended Leave

I guess you could say I'm back from an unintended leave. I haven't been on here much for about a week. In the beginning I hadn't intended for that to happen. To be honest though, the longer I was gone, the harder it was to return.

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I'm Big, Black, and Beautiful!

Hi. I'm Zsa Zsa. I'm a Great Dane. I'm really big, and not everybody likes that. My Mom says I'm big, black, and beautiful though. I love people! I don't like other animals so much, but I tolerate my brothers and sisters. I get a little crabby with them sometimes.

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Ray Ray Says It's A Boy? And A Girl?

My Mom got more of those stupid pigs! She's not even sure if they are a boy or a girl yet, but she thinks that Oreo is a boy and Fuzzy is a girl. She says it's hard to tell on young guinea pigs. So I don't even know if I have brothers, sisters, or one of each.

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Where is relentlesscomedy?

A fellow viner may need some help. relentlesscomedy wrote an article on the evening of April 3rd letting the community know that he was mourning the loss of a dear friend of his. His friend was in fact murdered and relentless is understandably upset about this.

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Will the meek really inherit the Earth?

The Bible says that the meek shall inherit the Earth. My mom is a very meek, shy, soft spoken woman. All my life I've wanted to be like her. I took after my dad and his side of the family. When they have a family reunion you can probably hear us a mile away. We are all loud.

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Need Advice: Ask the Ray Ray Part Two

Hi it's me Ray Ray again. I got a new brother. He's a guinea pig. His name is Cheeko. He looks a lot like Alf, but he has reddish-brown hair instead of all red. If you ask me he's a lot nicer than Alf. Alf has a big ego I tell you.

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We the People Need a Leader

Before I start I want to be perfectly honest. I vote so I feel I have a right to be concerned about this country. The problem is I feel I actually know very little about politics. Furthermore, I'm not sure I want to know.

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POLL: Do you believe in reincarnation?

I have to be honest. I'm not sure what to think about this one. If I base it solely on my religious beliefs, the answer for me would be no. If I base it on personal experiences, then maybe. I met a woman one time at a wedding reception.

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POLL: How do you feel about smoking?

I smoke. I know, I know. I hear it all the time. I should quit. I wish I could. I know all of the reasons to quit smoking. It's bad for my/others health, it's expensive, etc. Truth be told, I wish I never started. If you are thinking of taking up smoking. Don't.

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Need Advice? Ask the Ray Ray

My mom finally got my picture taken. I didn't like it (my ears are down). My name is Ray Ray. Me and my mom are best friends. I know everything. Just ask me, and I will tell you. I put some pictures of my family up, so you can see what I have to put up with!! You will love me.

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Advice Column-Introducing Ray Ray

I think within the next few days I'm going to start an advice column. Well, actually I guess it would be a series of articles, and it won't be entirely me. Get ready to laugh...I have this cute, little dog named Ray Ray.

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I live in Missouri with my husband and 2 kids. I have 3 dogs, 3 cats, and 6 guinea pigs. I petsit part time, and I rescue animals as often as I can.

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